Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...