Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Blonde Sky Divers
|A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...