Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...