Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...