Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...