Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...