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“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....