Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
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Destroying property
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Make it out of a desert
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She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...