Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...