Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...