An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
True Lawyer Statements
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Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
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Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...