Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...