Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...