Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...