Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!