I only ordered a double
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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
This pill allows you to fly
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Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Computer Acronyms
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Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...