Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made...