Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...