Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...