New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...