Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...