The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Blonde and the Postman
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...