The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
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And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...