Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...