New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....