Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!