Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
worm’s favorite band
|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!