Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...