Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...