Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.