Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Keep that a secret
|After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...