Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...