Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...