English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...