Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...