Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....