Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...