Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
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|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Set up hidden cameras
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...