Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...