Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...