Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!