Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...