You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
mouse’s favorite record?
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The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Some useful bits of info!
Bits of information to help you through the day:If you yelled for 8 years,...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...