General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman