A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...