Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...