Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Keep fit… die healthy.
What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have...