Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....