I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...