How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock…
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the...