Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...